A Fraction Of A Chance

That'south funny, I had JUST made an outburst over poilers for ME.

Wellp, here it is.

The recording was pretty bad, I shoulda used a new tape.
Another of Cristin's retarded episode recaps

"I don't know that'due south wrong with me." Is the outset line of the episode! Aww. Hacker's looking through a photo album with Buzz and Delete over his shoulder.

Hacker wondering what the hell happened.

When he'southward lone he once again wonders aloud WTF, and hears his OWN voice answer; "I can tell you lot what's wrong". Anyway, the person who'southward talking turns out to exist his reflection in his "cyber-mirror version 17.05", a gift from Wicked.

nice shirt, ass-clown

Adjacent scene, Wicked is trying to become Motherboard to allow her be her partner and aid defend her from Hacker… in return for rule over a portion of Cyberspace. Motherboard gives her a hell-no.
Those kids are always looking at her funny
And when the kids are on their fashion back through their portal dwelling, Wicked uses her wand to "accidentally" break function of Motherboard'south estimator, and her vortex gets scrambled, and the kids are all trapped IN that trippy vortex! If they don't leave they will completely de-materialize.

you lot know, I never forgot that brownie joke, Hackette

So Digit has to discover the UVO (Universal Vortex Opener), which opens the primary portal in case of emergency shutdowns. Uh. So before Motherboard conks out Digits gets a printout of a picture of a sphinx and a FRACTION (agh draaaag).
Wicked offers to help.
When she gets on her broom she says "Hop on, handsome!" *drool*

Now the Hacker- reflection is now saying that what's incorrect with Hacker is that he misses Wicked. And Hacker'due south like nuh uh And the reflection is like "Admit it, you're crazy about her." And Hacker's like no wai I tin't stand her.

Psh, we all know its Hacker's own schizo cocky talking to him via his own reflection. Dun dun DUN!

Then the scene goes to the kids swirling in the vortex, beingness all cute. And Wicked and Digit, or super duo, gets to the sphinx place. Merely they tin can't find the UVO, and Digit but HAS to signal to the fraction on the paper as if it matters.

Wicked finds a box of "chocolate sand cones" near the sphinx and tries to eat them. Cute, just Digit bitch-slaps her and they feed the sphinx the fraction of cones on the paper. Btw, they go the idea when Wicked says she bets "Sphinxy likes them as well" and Digit's like "Wickie you're a genius!" and Wicked'southward like "I am?"
The shading on Wicked'due south boobs is bully at 1 point.

Let the sexual tension mount

The sphinx Speaks, and says they gotta go to R-Fare City to keep their search or some sh*t. And information technology spouts a fraction at them, ug. Wicked kinda pulled more than info from it through all this too.

Now, Hacker'south gonna suspension the mirror and the mirror's similar "if you pause me, yous'll never know how much Wicked cares virtually you…" I do love how cool the mirror is all the episode.
Anyway, ignoring the cocky-compliments and chin-worship that follows, the reflection is all "let's face it, Wicked is maaaad about you lot."
"Go after her. Tell her how y'all experience, tell her you want to dominion Cyberspace with her at your side."
And Hacker gets this expression of a pained epiphany: "*gasp* I Exercise!!!"
And I flipped.

Now Wicked and Digit state on a rollercoaster, screaming… and so later Wicked liked it cause she's sick like that.
The kids contact Digit over the Skwak pad for like a progress report. They're getting all transparent! And saying Digit's just a-tourin with Wicked
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And it's Gubby's Wacky Worms! Digit and Wicked say they're thereon behalf of Motherboard, and he say'south prove it…. And gives them… worms. Yep. And and so they tell him what their share of the worms is… uh? And he tells them the final clue. Psh. They get this large listing of tasks, so he says "iv over seven" every bit if information technology'southward a hole-and-corner.

Wicked doesn't wanna become to Penguia, where they gotta go of grade, only she monologues… just for u.s.a. DLS members:
"Forget nigh the cold, girl. Once y'all get your hands on those earth kids you'll be warm all over…" XD

But as they are in Cyberspace on her broom, they're taken into the Wreaker! Yay!
Hacker shows up with flowers and Wicked's actually like "You really paid for these!?"

This unabridged episode was less about fractions and more about intercourse

Digit: "just tell us what you lot want and let u.s. get!"
Hacker: "Alright I'll go information technology over with! I… missed y'all."
Digit: "You missed me?"
Hacker: "Not you!"

I've dreamt of his expression the moment he fesses upwardly to her! Didn't recall I'd ever come across information technology.

"Say you'll be mine, Wicked. Half of everything I have will be yours."
Oh God, oh ask ME to exist yours! Uh, anyway, Wicked unfortunately mentions ruling Cyberspace together… and whoops, he hesitates. And lamentable, "Sort of doesn't cut it" for Wicked.
Even Digit comments on how harsh Wicked's dissing of him was.